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Slightly Lucid's avatar

So sorry, Mr. Zelensky. We can only support just so many US wars at a time here in the EU. Our money and weapons are now needed to support another US-Israeli effort in a region which controls the gas and oil we need. Due to our necessary support for a NEW atrocity, we will need to sadly decline your request for assistance in your current situation, as we are going to need Mr. Putin to turn the gas spigot back on, in spite of all our cries to the contrary.

I'm sure you'll understand. In the meantime, I do think you've already used some of our cash to buy a nice mansion in Massa-Caraia, on our gorgeous Italian coastline.

Perhaps it's time to consider an early retirement?

Ohio Barbarian's avatar

Sorry, Ukraine, but Israel has always been the USA's #1 Bitch. Now take your proper place in the back of the bus and quit your bitching before we throw you off, which we'll eventually do, anyway.

That's who you signed up with, suckers.

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